She named her yacht Seaquest? Nerds everywhere just threw up their arms in disgust!

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

Yeah, the catch is that it’s a JD Power survey.

JD Power is a sycophantic - paid-for award that doesn’t mean anything. I much prefer these dudes:

Let’s get acquainted with this guy’s business, shall we?

Translation: “I charge POC higher rates with a smile on my face.”

I am curious who wrote that statement for him. Guy doesn’t seem like the type to use terms like “dehumanizing” and “unhealthy mindset.”

O-H-I-Oh we some racist mofos!

Virgin is like a different world. Stylish, clean, civil. They actually give a damn. United is as pleasant as taking a city bus.

I know people love to crack on Southwest because it’s economy, the cattle-call-style boarding, no first class, no meals unless x amount of hours, et al.

I was a United 1k flyer (100,000+ per year) for years and I watched the airline slide into decline ever since they merged with Continental. Their past CEO, Jeff Smisek was a callous cheat, Munoz is totally tone deaf regarding PR and customer service and the employees are disgruntled and not shy about complaining in…

This! We normally fly Delta but couldn’t find tickets to where we were going. Only United was available. We experienced unfriendly staff with bad attitudes. We found out we had no hotel to go to due to a weather event, and the United agent refused to take our bags off the plane, stated we had to fly to our…

Because American’s coffee has gotten steadily shitter, Delta was abusive to Nan, and United’s cabin crew always looks like they are licking piss off a nettle. Southwest has a cult following not because they are good, just because they are not maliciously shitty. They have a limited product, nuts/pretzels and a chair…

The former CEO of Southwest is known to always fly coach to this day. He also apparently drinks a ton of Wild Turkey and smokes 1-2 packs a day still in his 80's. Kind of my idol.

It’s not the planes; it’s the staff and attitudes.

In that first graphic, I’m trying to figure out how this works if you aren’t the exact right height.

Time and time again, when customers have been given the choice between flying cheaper with a little less room or more expensively with more room, most choose cheaper. So yes, there are customers who would rather be packed in than spending more money on a ticket.

In the last month, I flew United twice. It’s the first year I’ve flown United in about a decade. But I was flying by myself, already spending thousands of $ on non-vacation family stuff, so I chose flights based on price this time. Though I did opt for premier boarding each time, because it’s the little things. For…

Fly China Air, or Emirates, or Quantas. Every time I have flown China Air in the last 3 years every seat had a Screen to watch shows some just out of the theater. The food is actual food, not processed meat sandwich. Flight attendants are not old and mean.  Let the invisible hand determine who stands and who falls. …

Peasants?  Dudes afraid his own employees won’t recognize him and will kick his ass or kill his dog for pressing the call button.