Dont forget about the massive self-own she had towards the end of the clip where she advocated for people paying their fair share of taxes for once.

Is having Linda Sarsour at your event even a benefit anymore? Mallory and her casual support of anti-semitism can’t be particularly helpful.

I don’t give a fuck about anything that McCain has to say. “Our shitty systems work just fine” is a tentpole GOP tenet that people are turning away from as they realize that our shittiness cannot coexist with the myth of our “greatness.”

This is kind of funny, because in her book she says that storage systems are for hoarders, and if you buy storage stuff you are basically lying to yourself and hiding your clutter. 

The dem establishment is a lot more scared of her than the republicans are because she’s poised to upend the proverbial apple cart. Republicans aren’t worried because folks who voted for her would never have voted for them anyway, but to the old guard that was responsible for sandbagging Bernie she poses a serious…

Because people weren’t saying that 20 years ago? 

Wow, racist, no lips, and a creeper. Did someone just win Kentucky Bingo?

And if you must do paper RSVPs, include SASEs.  Because, again, no one has envelopes and stamps anymore.

The only advice I would give is: fuck what other people expect or want and do what you want. Whether that’s the invite list, wedding traditions, religious stuff, etc., just completely disregard it all unless you want it.

When the meltdown was happening in 2008, I kept telling my friends I was fine with it, as long as 10 000 people went to jail. Send 10 000 people to jail, with maybe 7500 from Wall Street, and the rest from Dallas, San Francisco, Chicago, Boston, all the financial chicaneriecentres, and I’m good. Yin and yang, order is…

The point about being very careful who you accept help/money from is probably the most important piece of advice. An awful lot of people, when they say, “Please let me know how I can help,” actually mean “I have these wonderful ideas I want to inject into your planning and/or replace your ideas with.” If this comes…

The whole point of a [murder for hire scheme] is that you’re going to [kill people] in order to [make money]. Like that’s literally what a [contract killer] is setup to do.

Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

but they did remove the flavored coffees from the breakrooms, you know, to cut costs. That was of course in addition to the massive layoffs.

after all the Golden Parachutes that were awarded before/during/after the 2008 recession, I lost all fucking hope that anyone gives a shit.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

Man, fuck that. Mr Rogers taught how to have self esteem but not at the expense of compassion for other people. You can feel good about yourself AND not be an entitled fuck head. I don't think any of those shitheads get that

RIP Nia Wilson. There are already several ways in which this story is being reported locally - among them, that it was “random”, that this dude was a “transient” (keep in mind that the sisters and this POS boarded the same train out in Concord, and this happened at the MacArthur station in Oakland), and also blending…

She also accused those named as having “in some cases monetized their public service” (unlike, say, the president, whose Washington DC hotel has been doing just gangbusters lately, thanks for asking).

I got kidnapped(ish) on a Ford lot once.