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She’s been trying to kill him for a while. She shot him with a crossbow in 2016.

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

Apparently this makes for the perfect poison.

One of the Vegan Police was Thomas Jane.

AD comedy is the gift that keeps on giving...

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In EW Cover, she looks like she’s hungover after a drunken bender.

I’m such a sucker for editing videos to sync up with sound effects, so this video (and the movie) are just the best.

Her?

Yeah, it was a bit of an in-joke having Michael Cera battle her.

Wait, that was Egg??

He also had to defeat Captain America before he defeated Superman. Then he fought Egg from Arrested Development.

It’s a minor detail, but I appreciate that the zipper on her outfit is actually zipped all the way up instead of existing solely to be zipped down all the time to expose her cleavage.

His employees are paid below market wages and are subsidized by government assistance.

“Natural death” means they’re against medically-assisted suicide.

This is nitpicky, but...

So basically he made a half-assed donation to a “bipartisan” PAC? Meh. Reminds me of Zuckerberg randomly giving a big donation to New Jersey schools.