“People were amazed at how insightful I was”: not something an actually insightful person would say.

The real question though is whether Carlos Danger will come out of retirement.

okay i’m so conflicted on heather. and i figured out last night why. you cant have half your episode being about the 20 million dollar house you’re building and the other half crying about your husband working too much. it has to be one or the other. doing both makes her look ungrateful.

That makes more sense then him just being that straight up viscous. Also, I’ve been rolling my eyes at Kelly and her“everyone is bullying Vicki” B.S. because, no they aren’t, they are being cautious and bitchy. Vicki is a straight up bully any chance she gets, if this were a regular season for her Kelly would be being…

Oops...Meaghan is a flake with yet another unwatchable medical story line (seriously, this is not Discovery Health), and Jim is a self-centered asshole.

How the fuck did Shannon not just beat that ass? Seriously? There was like, 5 minutes of unnecessary talking. The first mention of disrespect towards me, at a party that I’m throwing, you are asked to leave. Oh, you don’t feel like leaving? Cool, allow me to drag your ass out.

Calling someone Mrs. Roper is NOT an insult, even though Kelly thinks it is.

Yeesh— when is she gonna finally reveal her real nose?

Really enjoyed watching her dramatically walk in and out of a beaded curtain.

“targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.”

Wait. . .what? No really, what?!? Is someone related to Legal Seafood running a 3rd party candidate? What’s the joke here, beyond a stupid and misoginystic joke at Hillary Clinton’s expense?

....Seriously?

The fucking fuck?! This should be bigger news if it's real. How gross and fucked up.

The “You are special..” and child-centric raised kids are entering the real world.

I understand being mad about the seat kicking.

“According to witnesses, the child’s father was winning this manly bout of fisticuffs, when the first guy pulled out a gun, yelling, “What the [expletive] are you going to do now.”

Nice one Kentucky. Your move Florida.

All facial piercings leave gnarly scars and are a bad idea IMO. I refer you to the countless 30 and 40-somethings who now have what looks like a scar from a knife fight on their eyebrows.

They are healed completely. That’s why they stay.

Awesome gif