Carlin’s take on this stands as one of the best political commentaries of all time. When I first heard it I was in awe. Still am.

Drizzle crackers with oil, coat with ranch dressing powder. Drizzle rest of oil, add more powder. Bake at 325 for 30 minutes, remove from oven, cool, and serve to people as a double-dog dare. Suddenly remember that you put the crackers into a tupperware instead of a baking pan; that explains all the fire alarms!

I’m guessing that was the point of the plea agreement. It sounds like they dismissed the only charges that would have kept him from owning weapons. Courts: Not so interested in protecting women.

So, no Track record.

“They come back different”

Given her children’s behavior, I’d say no.

Mama grizzlies suck at raising human children.

Let’s also not forget that he didn’t see a single second of combat. “They come back different”, like he was on the front lines or remotely in danger. Naw, he’s just a Palin dickhead who, like his mother, refuses to own his shit.

“I didn’t find it oily”.

Not even ranch dressing, ranch POWDER. Wtf.

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other…

I love her for the subtle finger move...she’s my shero.

I think mixing up different cultures is something they learn in racistgarten.

As an Asian American, this is the type of shit I’ve had to deal with all my life. Even from friends, who think it’s all in good fun. (My very first memory of being different was from kindergarten, when a boy on the jungle gym yelled, “Move over, Karate kid!” I vividly remember the shock and embarrassment I felt.)

Exactly! If you’re going to be a racist, then at least get your facts right!

And she talks about going to Chinatown, which isn’t really ninja territory. Seriously, this bitch.

Not only is this video racist, but she also many talks about being a “Neenja” and doing Karate moves. Ninjutsu and Karate moves are two completely different martial arts damnit!

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo: