This is maybe the best description of shopping at Forever 21 that I’ve ever heard.

AND IT HAS A MAKE-UP SMEAR ON IT, GODDAMMIT.

Mitt’s dog would happily take a few insults over being strapped to the top of the car again.

OMG SURPRISE ROMPERS ARE THE WORST! I’ve had my heart broken more than once by them.

From “surprise romper” to “adult-shaped jello mold”. I love you guys.

I love this so much. Ted Cruz is Red Lobster... perfect.

I love my cats. They don’t even deserve pets.

I’m going to save “Derp Bench” for future use as a theoretical GOP-friendly Supreme Court.

...just so you know... there is an audience here for tasteless and unnecessary dick jokes. :)

In short: You can’t go down to Trump’s level because he has so much more experience in being there than you do.

Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election because he was a bad candidate, and ran a bad campaign against a relatively good sitting president.

I agree that not all hunting is bad but if you can’t see the difference between hunting for food vs. hunting for sport it’s simply because you don’t want to.

https://www.worldwildlife.org/species/direct…

Real talk from a person raised in Kenya - we don’t eat big cat meat. Nobody does. All that ‘...so grateful for the meat, because starving Africans...’ BS is just that.

Eww her shoes are on the pillow

i can’t deal with these photos of these beautiful cats. fuck you, trump! :(

don’t forget the handcuffs

I saw some republican thread about how classy Melania is and how she’ll put class back in the white house (because the republican commenters were racist assholes and think Michelle Obama doesn’t look like a woman or a human being). And then I found this photo. Yes. So much fucking class. Apparently class = being naked…

Fuck them.