The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

This is a marked improvement for Philadelphia’s QB situation as Mark Sanchez would have been caught in the bathroom with a high schooler and Sam Bradford would have torn his ACL trying to break out.

Be honest, the gas attendant was Ryan Leaf wasn’t it?

That’s a terrible thing to say about Adam Savage.

He looks like Adam Savage after an accident involving a particle accelerator and a wad of silly putty.

Get rid of him for season 2 with a long, Joey Tribbiani style apology from Matt LeBlanc.

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And this is Chris Pratt

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Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

“Why would any spectator want to go to Rio at this point?”

Prostitution is legal and the Brazilian Real is weak.

In other words, the same reason why people have been going to Rio for quite a while.

I agree with those who call for the Olympics to be moved permanently to its country of origin, Greece, and for multinational contributions to set up and maintain the venue.

If one of the hobos is Tomsula, the rest of the group will at least be able to learn some important life lessons. Like how to use gubment cheese to fix the hole in your shoe. Or the best restaurant dumpsters to catch a nap in.

How could I forget! Thank you for providing a kicker for me.

They need to set up a Sexual Assault Task Force Task Force to oversee the work of the Sexual Assault Task Force. But just to be safe they should set up a Sexual Assault Task Force Task Force Task Force to make sure the Sexual Assault Task Force Task Force is doing their job overseeing the Sexual Assault Task Force.

... is also still full of shit?

[Touches envelope to forehead]