I see what ya did there.....

I work in fraud investigation for a car insurance company in south Florida. My office has a contest called Name of The Day in which we submit the most malformed shit ever inscribed on a birth certificate. Past winners include:

The amount of horseshit administrative structure Baylor gave to this ongoing dumpster fire is truly breathtaking!

Tomsula can also instruct them in the hobo trifecta of bindle-crafting, train-jumping, and how to MacGyver the best metal oil drum fire possible.

I hope he’s in the gutter huddling for warmth between Hamilton Nolan, Jordan Sargent, and the rest of those strident Gawker Überdouches. Along with two hobos. One of whom may or may not be Jim Tomsula.

You deserve all the stars for this!

As a long-time Florida resident, I’d like to point out an important distinction. If you came here from somewhere else, the odds are very favorable that you aren’t an oxygen-thieving failure at life. If you’re born here, well..... “abandon all hope” springs to mind.

Brands Are Bad!!!