Hearing about stupid celebrity diets (that you know are lies anyway) makes my stomach lining bleed. I’m thinking of suing.

And a Celsius one for fun too. Things you care about as a human all bunched up at the bottom? negative numbers? tons of empty space near the top? gross!

Shit, Fazoli’s still exists! It’s like where you go when Olive Garden is TOO GOOD for you.

It’s the best scale for describing weather, which is what 99% of the population needs it for most. Cooking is the other semi-big use and I don’t think any scale is much better than another there.

I’m at UT and drive home to Fort Worth all the time. This is the most accurate statement about Waco ever.

Bobby, I liked you before but I like you even more now. We very likely spring from the same soil, and eventually got out. When my mom moved to Dallas I drove that route so many times. Those restaurants were great for a snack or a pee stop. And let’s not gloss over the glory that is the Czech Stop.

Buc-ees is amazing. It’s like walmart opened a truckstop.

Buc-ees bathrooms are beautiful.

No, Buc-ees is an American treasure. Texas has two things that I wish were in nationwide distribution: Buc-ees, and Alamo Drafthouse. They just put an Alamo in Brooklyn, so I’ve got that going for me, but I need the other for my commutes into NJ

Waco also has the Dr Pepper museum. The local chamber of commerce will give you directions to it, but won’t do the same for the site of the Branch Davidian compound, as I found out on a very long, ill fated, road trip.

I spent a week in Waco one night.

Whenever my husband and I get in the car to drive from Austin to Dallas, one of us always says, “So... Buc-ees on the way there and Czech Stop on the way back, right?”

I grew up in Temple. Can confirm, Waco is shit.

Thanks for this. I edited my Koresh joke out.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

P.S. I am from central Texas, which means we drove through Waco every time we went to Dallas. The only thing I love about that town is that BEAUTIFUL collection of fast food restaurants directly across the interstate from Baylor. They had everything a hungry driver could ever want.

That’s not a committee that I’d have any interest in serving on. When you try to determine things like that, you only end up serving the points of view of the people in charge of legislating them. A VERY slippery slope.

I got so sick of every other article on Facebook being either from occupydemocrats.com or something like conservativerepublican.com for fuck sakes people what happened to the Associated Press, Reuters and other ACTUAL newssources. It is a sad sad time we live in.

I think the easiest way to spot fake news is in how it’s written. Nearly every single fake story I’ve ever seen is riddled with grammar errors: its vs. it’s; spelling; sentence structure & length (ever see a run-on sentence make it by a real editor?); general misuse of words such as however, therefore, etc. Another…