I’m not sure it was needless here.

check outs tbh bc magellan was funded by the spanish government and if there is ONE THING that johnson hates more....

I’m pretty sure it’s “Epi” burn.

Libertarians are conservatives that want to smoke weed and pretend they aren’t conservatives.

Seriously, it’s crazy. Just go to a place that has unlimited fries. A real nice, fancy, upscale place like Ruby Tuesday.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

The trick is to eat a medium-ish handful and then send them back for a fresh new batch.

Ah, of course! While I have you here, the geographical location of that tank is...?

That’s a completely different type of campaign than this Instagram based campaign, which is inherently social-media driven- by individual users- rather than an ad one would purchase time to air on t.v.. You’re basically saying, “do something totally different in a style from a different era” because you feel…

Is there a line for the vodka tank? I’d stand in line for the vodka tank.

Anger completely misplaced.

Have you seen “her” instagram? If you are posting two to three photos every day and pratically all of them have booze on them, some sort caution may be advised.

Binge drinking exists in France too, especially among young people (students). You have a very romantic view of French people.

Why not? Intervention does it all the time!

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

Oooh, what a sexy, happy drunk!

“Glossier, the skincare and makeup brand for the chill and causal girl with perfect skin...”

How do you do, fellow cryptids?

Actually, you should unplug your toilets during a storm. Electrical surges can cause the tank to explode.