tell me that’s not a thing...

Hmmmm. If I don’t want to get robbed, will I enjoy Ecuador?

Your partner is not your mother and yet! You are very directly responsible for her gifts. Perhaps it’s more nuanced than your initial flippant comment would lead one to believe.

Good. Make sure you tell her that, and then leave the entirety of the observance up to your six year old.

Starred so hopefully other people see this and excoriate you.

Wait, “Murgatroyd”?

The “trend” of taking pictures of yourself with your camera has existed since the earliest days of photography and, I imagine, has roughly scaled inversely with the cost of of each frame of film.

If it hasn’t already, it never will.

Of course he’ll survive this. Basically, why wouldn’t he?

the fundamental of fiat currency yes

This is the kind of hard-hitting science news that I miss! An excellent return to form.

This is not falsifiable. There is no way to prove that God did not create the Universe.

I actually like this better than the initial joke, for whatever reason.

“Peeling”? Who peels an avocado? Cut it in half, whack the pit with a knife and twist it out, score the avocado with a knife tip and then scoop out the sliced meat.

Damn that’s a good troll.

“How is this a lifehack if it doesn’t apply specifically to ME???”

Was this political?

Some underwear cut their flys with too much overlap. 100% or more. Then it’s like going through a maze when you can just hop the fence. Also at some point I switched to a brand with no fly and developed a habit.

Some underwear cut their flys with too much overlap. 100% or more. Then it’s like going through a maze when you can…

That sounds incredible. That is all.

I fix my shirt tuck like ten times a day as it is.

I fix my shirt tuck like ten times a day as it is.