CRINGE

As far as I’m concerned they get one freebie. Then each occurrence after that drops the film a whole letter grade.

Yeah, let’s get that animated kids’ movie made.

I do my part by stopping my Z-pacs as soon as I start feeling better.

You’re thinking of something else?

Your personal lack of experience privilege doesn’t mean that privilege doesn’t exist on a national level. Sorry dude.

That’s called tu quoque — “You do it too!”

Also known as, “If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?”

“The rest of us” except, obviously, for everyone who doesn’t.

lmoa this is a bleak outlook we’re no better than ants if that’s the endgame

These are good points but also, “anecdotal”

So wait you’re criticizing the Wonder Woman paint job, while then admitting that your own paints aren’t competition quality?

No. This is how the Right felt for the last 8 years - Benghazi, Fast and Furious, whatever. They were convinced that it was all going to come crumbling down and, happily, it never did. Now we get to wallow in that same feeling.

Cloves?

That level of plane is above my paygrade, I fear.

My mental image of an airplane bathroom is... not kind. Is there a special one they maintain for the mile high club that isn’t cramped and isn’t wet with urine and doesn’t stink?

that’s a true baller move

lmfao what is this

Just saying like, if a doctor OKs an off-label use for an OTC medication, you’re good to go. I’m not even saying in this case because it’s someone else’s doctor. Benadryl puts that on there so people are dosing up their toddlers with dangerous amounts of medicine. Doctors get paid to know.

Well, no... but there *does* exist an average weight for toddlers and then by being an average there would be children who fall on either sider of that weight.

Wait a minute - they weren’t the kids who are stomping all over the littler kids in the bounce house to pull off sick flips, were they?