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lmoa this is a bleak outlook we’re no better than ants if that’s the endgame

These are good points but also, “anecdotal”

No. This is how the Right felt for the last 8 years - Benghazi, Fast and Furious, whatever. They were convinced that it was all going to come crumbling down and, happily, it never did. Now we get to wallow in that same feeling.

Cloves?

That level of plane is above my paygrade, I fear.

My mental image of an airplane bathroom is... not kind. Is there a special one they maintain for the mile high club that isn’t cramped and isn’t wet with urine and doesn’t stink?

that’s a true baller move

lmfao what is this

Just saying like, if a doctor OKs an off-label use for an OTC medication, you’re good to go. I’m not even saying in this case because it’s someone else’s doctor. Benadryl puts that on there so people are dosing up their toddlers with dangerous amounts of medicine. Doctors get paid to know.

Well, no... but there *does* exist an average weight for toddlers and then by being an average there would be children who fall on either sider of that weight.

Wait a minute - they weren’t the kids who are stomping all over the littler kids in the bounce house to pull off sick flips, were they?

Someone’s parents selling weed and leaving their kids in the system is not the same thing as someone’s parents selling weed and the kids come and get arrested.

Yeah but like... what really happened?

True!

Technically true; what would you say to people who were brought over under like, the age of 18? Or the age of 5?

I will agree that being here illegally opens you up to all kinds of under-the-table nastiness.

That’s not quite an apt metaphor, is it?

Yipes! Right in the free speech! His right to not have to endorse your opinion is superseded by your right to force him to endorse your opinion.

Ladies know where to find the fleshiest, most pendulous jowls.

I don’t understand, do they not work with and or travel with women for work? Do they bring a chaperone with them at conferences?