FOH with that

Transition to organic = very difficult to care less

:(

Why is everyone saying Jafar was gay?

Let me get ahead of this one:

Everyone already knows a nurse who knew a couple who wanted to name their kid Paja May, spelled “P-A-J-A-M-A”. It also never happened. Nor was there a Ladasha spelled “La-A”.

O great more vacation on taxpaer money???

You saw the original post, right?

So now... can they just do it again? And again and again? Can I celebrate y/n?

To be fair, the real hero here has always been the inanimate carbon rod.

aight aight thats pretty cool but imagine if you will a 7m rod

That’s a good point, but I’m paraphrasing someone else via copypasta. You should tell them!

You sure about the rocket guidance? Or is it just fins?

Terrifyingly powerful?

First (and last) time I saw Salad Fingers was in college. Super weird. Then a week ago I see a Salad Fingers tattoo. Weirder still.

Equal measures uplifting and unsettling

For whatever it’s worth, if there was an active shooter you could try smashin’ that mf fire alarm.

I’m sorry... what? Was this evidenciary footage from Sandy Hook or something? I mean it sounds terrible but also like... in some ways it stretches credulity.

It’s a “gravity issue” — something as predictable and unavoidable as the force of gravity.

“Come! Run towards the building and find somewhere to hide!”

“I’m very healthy and plan on have one or fewer unforeseen catastrophic ailments per year.”