I’m sorry... what? Was this evidenciary footage from Sandy Hook or something? I mean it sounds terrible but also like... in some ways it stretches credulity.

It’s a “gravity issue” — something as predictable and unavoidable as the force of gravity.

“Come! Run towards the building and find somewhere to hide!”

“I’m very healthy and plan on have one or fewer unforeseen catastrophic ailments per year.”

But the alternative - railcars - is bad too right? I never saw a way out of this besides renewables.

“Or something”. What if, halfway through fixing your roof, he took a break and let you in on how things really work and told you about a little tract called the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion? What if you saw him on the news at a Westboro Baptist Church funeral protest? I mean as long as he puts the roof on…

TIL LGBT is the same thing as nationalism

Well you mentioned canceling your preorder, which is different from having never preordered it in the first place. You really kicked an anthill here my dude.

Tweeted? wtf is tweeted? Anything that is tweeted should not be taken seriously. I live by that.

So wait... He cannot be silenced, but the developer can?

I don’t understand are 16 year olds entitled to free access to all media?

+1 stolen punchline

Why does this have 3 stars?

That would be covered in option 5, I think.

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Just Austin

I call ledgermain!

I heard of that. I think my generation, for all of its existential dread, has not yet risen to the level of living under credible threat of nuclear death.

Well, that’s why insurance rates are lowest for the youngest drivers and then get higher and higher every year after 16. Young drivers, especially teens, are very good drivers because they haven’t been driving long enough to develop bad (or any) habits.

hahaha yikes this is bleak