Hold up — on-demand hot water?

You guys really seem to love floating shelves...

He does seem oddly monomaniacal

lmao take the red pill sheeple and wake up from the VALEN-LIES DAY lies

He’s probably talking about the way that you’re acting in total disregard of others’ well being.

You’re worried about paying for a breakfast out, but you aren’t worried about the fact that he was totally broke with no recourse outside of selling personal possessions?

Yo what about savings or a credit card or something? This seems drastic.

I love it when people argue the finer points of this, as if any part of it is a conversation that should be occurring. Cross post it to Kotaku if you’d like to see some.

“Gravy”!?

No! No, man. This changes everything I thought I knew about your commenting persona.

Knowing three-year-olds, it seems likely that the “to the exclusion of girls playing guitar” was implicit. Toddlers say things like “Girls have long hair”. They don’t mean, “Boys, also, have long hair. I’ve simply identified girls as having long hair for no particular reason.”

You’d be surprised at how infrequently this comes up at parties.

Don’t get me started on Zarpies, man.

Can you temper chocolate via sous vide? Would it make sense or save time to do so?

That’s like, a crazy wide lens right?

Like carbonated dishwater

I’m at work. Someone please google “anthropomorphic airplane” and post the saucy results.

Isn’t a proven method for killing mammoths to just slowly jog after them until they fall over and then you stab them until they die? Not super scary imo.

Lego Batman tho...

That actually sounds like a blast.

Yes but without the ability to actually conduct reporting, those channels still require actual journalists to provide them with facts to dissect.