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Speaking at a rally for the leftwing Democratic presidential candidate at Morehouse College in Atlanta on Tuesday, Killer Mike argued against Hillary Clinton’s candidacy in part by quoting the activist Jane Elliott as having told him: “Michael, a uterus doesn’t qualify you to be president of the United States.”

You saw Fox News’s joke with the photoshopped pictures of journalists, right?

Booooooo, nope.

Weren’t they just talking about this last week?

Right, so why do this thing with the shopped version?

It’s a huge mistake to think that The Right is the sole domain of the elderly.

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A joke! Well in that case...

It kinda does, especially since it’s bad enough on its own without invoking cries of #FakeNews.

:(

Vargas actually did a couple centerfolds for Playboy so... Smutception?

Yeah I’m sure Armdancer said “Lad, I know you desperately want to begin potty training but I’m simply too in love with the smell of a fresh box of pull-ups and the $20 I spend every week keeps my wallet light and free.”

I would say you’d probably have to qualify that anecdote with a bigger pool of data.

Everybody just kind of picked and chose what parts he was serious about and what parts were wrapped in metaphor. Turns out they were all wrong.

I can’t hear you over these deafening chants of “Build! The! Wall!”

I can’t hear anything.

Volunteer workforce! Habitat for Humanity can pull it off.

He’s squirrelly enough and a poor enough speaker that everyone was able to project their own desires on his half-statements and innuendo.