I think the best thing you can do (as I’m a recent first time parent) is to hunker down and ignore 100% of parenting advice you read online. It will come across as judgmental, no matter what. That includes this article.

wtf

“especially in Texas”?

I’m guessing “congenital heard defect”

The trick is to go into debt.

Damn I just bought a bunch of these full size like, a month ago.

Damn I just bought a bunch of these full size like, a month ago.

It’s a super clunky sentence too, which doesn’t help.

Like, you mean that you’re surprised I don’t have anything to add? Or you’re unsurprised that I didn’t add anything interesting to the conversation. Usually when I hear people talk about “anti-market” and private property, the next thing out of their mouth is “and we should get rid of government regulation too”.

Most of that blood ends up going to the board members’ private blood stash.

The WWF? Doctors without Borders? Audobon Society?

Make sure to bring it up at your next Libertarian town hall

it’s “modern calligraphy” but rendered without consideration for its final goal (being read)

Is this before or after you assemble a wood fired oven in the backyard out of flowerpots, aluminum foil, an old Weber grill and $3 worth of basic parts from any local hardware store?

I look forward to revisiting this comment several times over the next 12 years (that’s right he’ll do a threepeat)

:(

I hope it’s much, much higher than 90%.

This low energy comparison is a total HIT JOB!!! Very Sad!!!

What’s a trump wong?

I’m with you. I also think telephones are cheating, in general. If it’s not a conversation I can have face-to-face, it’s not worth having. And don’t get me started on airplanes, boats, cars or travel by rail. If I want to get there faster, I’ll run. No, I think we can both agree that anything that makes life easier or…

We would have also accepted a “pier and beam vs. concrete slab” joke.