Jesus Hoverboarding Christ.

Totes!

Aside from the obvious, that we didn’t want to launch missiles into one of their client states without notice, did you learn anything of value?

Oh, the poodles are fine — it’s my account that got burnt. I guess I’m going to have to make a new account, but I’m stuck on the name. I’m thinking about Poodletime II: the _______ but I’m not certain what to put in the blank space. Thoughts?

Hey, as long as we don’t get Blued!

It’s an unpleasing choice, isn’t it?

I bought the leather-bound complete collection when it came up on sale at Amazon last year, so I have them all now!

This is the best! The best!

OH, by price tag, I meant “tit for tat” or concessions exchanged, not dollars. But, yeah, those missiles cost around half a million each, so that’s 30 million dollars to NOT destroy the runways and NOT pulverize the jets that are kept there. $30 million to blow up some radar and control towers. O.K.

And an “old” Syrian folk anthem snuck into the Smithsonian archives. Somebody call Kristen Dunst and ask her if she’s available!

* Drinks heavily *

Can I get on one of those flashy thingies so that I can for get that Annoying Orange Voldemort is President? That would be great, thanks!

It really is appalling.

Oho! Makes sense.

Gosh, I hope so.

Did you see the very delightful Harry Potter/ Trump White House comparison from yesterday? Was that yours? In any case, if you haven’t seen it yet, I recommend it very much.

Well, Syria is a client state of Russia’s, and they have vehemently opposed and quashed several resolutions in the UN to create a “no-fly zone” in Northern Syria, and objected vehemently and publicly to the U.S. and other countries’ proposed measures to mediate the wholesale slaughter of Syrian civilians. Putin has…

Well, it cheered me right up! Thanks!

That’s extremely cool! I didn’t realize it was on the internet originally, because the first time I saw it was on the DVD I bought. I was so impressed!

Well, if he’s going by the Russian model, there will be a lot of artificial lakes. What is up with these people that they want their estates to look like oversized mini-golf courses?