Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them, while also having fewer Americans experience them and making them more susceptible to “why should we care about this dumb thing” propaganda so we don’t object when they…

“Please excuse Kenny McCormick from class today, he has explosive diarrhea.”

I would like to remind everyone that Patreon has the right to decide what content is allowed on their site as they are a private business and they do not have to allow you to crowdsource your creepy fetishes if they don’t want to. Nobody’s free speech is being violated.

Speaking of Haribo, has anyone ever read the Amazon customer reviews of their sugarfree gummy bears? Hilariousness.

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Especially all those wrestlers that kayfabe die before they reach 50.

Kurt Angle is the guy that watches the movie Kids and decides “That’s it. I’m wearing condoms from now on,” only to say “fuck condoms” the first opportunity he has with an attractive woman.

Fun fact, my big brother bricked RE3 one time. He played the three settings of Easy, Normal, Hard just to see if he could kill the Nemesis on a dare and he did all three times.

They prefer to call it “not politically correct.”

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

Correct. There’s nothing to appeal so this will just happen again.

I don’t think they can really appeal since it’s moot at this point.

Is it wrong that I’m really, really enjoying watching shit burn down all around me? I guess that makes me the left-wing version of Steve Bannon but damn, I’m enjoying watching everyone squirm and waiting for the other shoe to drop (this is clearly spreading from Hollywood to the rest of the country; can’t wait until…

“President Bush would never — under any circumstance — intentionally cause anyone distress, and he most sincerely apologizes if his attempt at humor offended Ms. Lind.”

The amount of confused old men who have groped me or made inappropriate comments, too many. You may be old but that does not give you a free pass.

it is clearly totally inexcusable for an actor to break into impromptu stage combat without warning his acting partner. that is unacceptable.

As a lawyer, I’m starting to wonder about how many NDAs like this are out there, and whether the lawyers who drafted them are going through some soul-searching right now. Plenty of them aren’t, but my guess is that a lot of them are.

You worry about hypocrisy. Don’t. It is the most false standard of all false standards. The only way to be perfectly correct in every action you do is to do absolutely nothing ever in your life. I personally relish being called a hypocrite. It may be the degree in philosophy (All hail the tu quoque fallacy!), but it…

Nope.

+1 Kay flave