I feel you...my youngest daughter hates ice cream and chocolate flavored anything. She’d much prefer a second helping of mac and cheese. Oh the side-eyes I get when I order dessert for her older sister but not her. I’m surprised no one has called CPS on me yet.
Pinchy Pablo would have wanted it that way.
Bravo fired Kim from the show, I thought? I mean, WAY too little too late, but even they see the level of help she needs, I hope.
Black cherry New York Seltzer FTW
This whole thing makes me sick, but the fact that the parents are all: “it’s good, we’re good, he’s good. Nothing to see here.” that makes my blood boil. If some shitty principal outed my kid to me right after they told me their sexuality was preventing them from having good character or being valedictorian I would…
I hope he tipped her more than 20%
“He can milk his own damn cow. Bitch, please.”
I have done the “you need this more than I do” *hands back the quarter and a nickel”... I didn’t get fired, but probably only because they too were ashamed to complain and slunk off like a cockroach in the light.
I like LOTS of sauce. lol
This is what a 26 week gestational prognosis looks like:
Stealing jokes is a time honored tradition in comedy. Did Louis CK sue Dane Cook? Did every comic ever sue Carlos Mencia? You can turn on every late night show and hear the same joke in all of the monologues because topical stuff happens, and predictable jokes can be made from the event. Monica Lewinsky, anyone?
You know, I think they are. Both my kids wear corrective lenses: oldest started at 8, youngest at 6. I also see far more of their classmates with glasses then I remember as a kid. Also seeing them much younger, along with braces.
Brooks. Faking cancer. Brilliant. (Poor Vicki?)
I didn't realize how terrible my parents were until I had kids too. It's kind of heartbreaking to know how easy it is to put your kids first. I am having a hard time resolving my anger issues. I hope you and your sissy can navigate it together. I'm an only, so I'm kind of fucked. They both know they have only me to…
My favorite part is how he nonchalantly goes around the other employees trying to stop the customer from coming back. And then: BAM. right in the kisser.
Yeah he's def shitting his pants about his liability there.