Monday I went to work with a migraine and told my office mate that if she used that smelly lotion of hers that day (because I could smell it), I’d probably vomit.

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

You don’t need a pillow case. You stand the carrier on its end, grab the cat by the scruff, then drop kitty in with one hand as you shut the door with the other.

BLOB

Ten more feet!

DeNiro was 55 when his son Elliot was born.

Goddammit this is like when I found out Beck was a scientologist.

You know what more likely contributed to his son’s autism?

In all fairness Hasselhoff is also a big deal in Europe.

Wow, really? That’s cold. Also, somehow kind of trite.

Yes!! A thousand times yes! My sister and I tried to watch 10 Cloverfield Lane and the teenagers behind us were the worst. The worst. They were up and down and on their cellphones and talking and she wanted to sit by him and he wanted to sit by her. I finally told them to sit down and shut up because collectively they…

Can we just ban teenagers?

THE FLOOOOOOOOF I DIIIIIIIEEEEE

That’s even better. My roommate has a kitty but her belly is always a trap.

Oh my gosh that looks so much like my (dearly departed but much beloved) Smokey! I love this kind of cat so much!

I may have just squeed. Look at that floofy kitty belly.

“See girls, this is how you do bukkake. Now tell the pool guys to get back to work."