THANK YOU

^gr8 Maddow analysis—I couldn’t take 5 minutes. Smug doesn’t sit well on anyone.

my self-esteem is too low and my despair is too high to consider there are happy fucking couples in the world rn

THIS IS FIRST ELECTION JOKE I LAUGHED @ TY

Michelle?

nah

u kno what’s better than luck? POLICY

I thought that too but:

be ashamed if you voted Trump only. i can’t get behind feeling guilty for other people’s cowardice.

let us not forget that Timberlake remains infallible if there is a black woman nearby to punish

Amazingly, we live in a world where you can choose when to bring a hot cup of coffee to your lips or not, but we do not live in a world where women are not exploited to the point of sexual franchise. So, just get you can get your beej first, then drink your cafe, and then feel good about all your choices.

good kinja.

calm down, Cleveland.

v confused. jlaw is not so superior an actress to out class other viable options — also, she is NOT GOOD in period pieces. her sensibility, gd even her face, is very very modern.

unrelated Jlaw seems like she would be a difficult bestie. A mean bestie, ya know what I mean? I never got the, “BFF” vibe. She scares me. But also, cool chicks scare me.

oh good! I was hoping Annie smokes up. She needs it.

we need to talk about this more.

yah but honestly he sounds like one of those always-sorry-for-themselves semi-gross guys who is terrified of being found an asshole, so he religiously, preemptively “apologizes” by saying he’s a piece of shit and negging himself before someone else can constructively confront an issue. like a shadow, inverted…

Blanche DuBois?