I wouldn’t want to get the stench of axe body spray on my knuckles.

I used to watch Frasier, mostly for David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, and John Mahoney.  Without any of them.....meh.

Stop being reasonable and nice, can’t you see we all want to shit talk and be emo?! 

Because he’s being a messy bitch, someone he would make fun of in his act. And because Anna is a sassy Jew who is home alone feeling bereft and confused.

I really liked her when she was on Attack of the Show on G4. 

Wowwwwww

OIDIA: Oops, I Did It Again

Who?

I’m still working out my thoughts on Olivia Munn and John Mulaney’s burgeoning romance,

Present company excluded, men, on the whole, kind of suck. I need them to not suck, at least for a little while.

I’m old, so could someone explain what “OIDIA” from the Britney Spears Instagram posts means?

Nacho, bless him, is a demon who cannot be photographed reliably or attractively, if my mother’s Instagram account and my own personal experience with Nacho is any evidence. (it is)

I have the same problem with Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. Upside is I only think about it if I see one of those names somewhere.

Is it possible Olivia Munn is just a stalker?

I finally got my partner to watch his specials over the pandemic and my partner loved it. I have yet to break it to my partner about what happened to John’s marriage.

Don’t buy poly-blend.  Hold out for 100% cotton.  They’ve been trying to foist polyester off on us for years because it’s “easier to take care of.”  It isn’t, you can fold a cotton tank top as easily as a poly tank top, and cotton has the added benefit that it never holds a sweat stink no matter how often you sweat in…

I am only just starting to figure out of that OM and

she’s been sneaking into his comedy shows

Treat her like a human being who deserves the right to be in public without being harassed by strangers or camera-wielding paparazzi. Let her frolic on the beach in a bikini or sit with her toes in the sand! Let her LIVE.