Nic Cage was in that movie, The Family Man... but is he old enough?

this is the most fucked up game of ‘Guess Who’ i’ve ever played

they don’t give Canadians scandal-wielding power in hollywood, correct

ummmm--my dad looks exactly like Tom Hanks now. something happened to both their DNA around Cloud Atlas and poof, I can no longer watch any Hanks movie where his life is on the line (all of them).

Thanks for initially highlighting the somewhat hypocritical nature of the article.

yeah Noah might’ve been a better choice if America hadn’t gone off its own rails. we need an insider for comfort.

Bobby, I think you have some of the most insightful writing about pop culture (your piece on ‘men simulate periods’ was exemplary, I still think on it, as it informs the hypocripsy I witness and also contain), I get excited when I see you’re on an article because I know I’m in for delight + existential relief.

YES I CAME DOWN THREAD FOR THIS TY

where did her E go, I wonder?

LEGIT OURS HAD CINDERBLOCK WALLS WHAT

dear lord i was an RA in a building that crammed TWO FULL BUNKS into a double living space--how? how is that ethical (it isn’t)?

yeah well it’s the second point that we’re actually seeing debated here, sadly

seconded.

it was actually that part i got outta all of this?

jfc I LIVE IN CANADA NOW and NONE of my canadian people take my bear fears seriously

awww did you name yourself after Fefu & Her Friends? that’s a great play.

yah let us know if you find it—my guess is that it was composed/arranged originally for this show

but how will everyone know how hard my struggle is otherwise?

She grew up poor in a family of seven (I should fact check that?) in Cincy (what up my fellow Cincinnastis??) — I get the grating thing mentioned, as Carrie B-shaw was a little too aware of her performative cuteness — but I’ll chalk it up to the perma-grate of being a musical theatre kid.

there’s a lot of room to hide in there