ALSO SHE GAVE MORGAN STEWART ‘SERIOUS’ ADVICE ABOUT ‘WRITING’ A ‘BOOK’ I CANNOT TAKE THIS WOMAN SRLSY

YES

this instantly became my favorite thread on jez ever

how hot is it in nyc right now? i’m PNW and it turned cold mid-August :/

omg my parents are still together and most of childhood i was like, “why.”

:(

i am my own aunt too!

if SNL sketches were this funny SNL would still be funny

mmmm define ‘literary’

can...you survive pancreatic? i thought that was one of the... rly scary ones?

Lena?

yeah idk what to say in place of ‘journey’ when i need to use it and i don’t wanna

if that is the case, and who knows why people do anything, really—but if it is, i highly doubt it’s conscious/intentional

yah the last thing i want in my loveless life is keira knightley fucking showing up going “i am love” and rubbing her perfect visage and career into my face

No.

yeah—huh; i didn’t even think for a moment, “she could’ve opted to do this later.” wow. she might’ve done well to do that... or at least let it sit in a drawer for 2 years, as Zadie Smith recommends, before taking a second pass. BUT WHO ACTUALLY WRITES BOOKS ANYMORE LOL *in tears*

omg I live in Canada now and I MISS Yuengling

Yep, and it looks like Angelica reflected that correlation of experience above. I’m sincerely glad it was helpful.

oOoOOoOO I just got NYX lingerie ruffle trim on sale + I’m pumped!