So, your whole argument is basically, “wake up, sheeple!”?

Just an old woman?...Christ...Everything about this post is inappropriate and you don’t even understand why.

Absolutely. The Bernie reference and the fake dismay is what gives him away.

Please dismiss troll:

Are we going to get an article about Michael Flynn suddenly remembering to file paperwork that he was a foreign agent for Turkey. Seems like a story developing there...

i’m with her...

MRA types are gonna jump to this guy’s defense so hard.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

“I’m an animal activist, but he’s a hunter, and I knew his big thing was grizzly bears,”

funny how i and other rational human beings (i.e. most of us) can care about TWO THINGS AT ONCE.

My mom’s new husband’s neice’s husband (yeah, follow that path) called me into a room in their house while I was there for Christmas Eve a couple of years ago. So I politely and cheerfully followed. Less than a foot from the room, my mom finally gets to my side and manages to whisper, “IT’S A BUCK. DON’T FREAK OUT.”

Seeing as that bear is pretty damn close to that 2nd floor railing, first good coke rager and you’ve got Simon Cowell riding it bareback (no pun intended).

that’s like kim kardashian. she claims she’s a size 2. but she’s also tiny. if you took her proportions and made her my height (almost 6 foot), she wouldn’t be a size 2.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

I don’t think Anglophilia among white Americans manifests itself in imitating English accents. It’s more about an intense desire to live in a twee place where men can wear cardigans and scarves and not get beaten up and called “fag.”

Gwyneth Paltrow, for awhile.

Katt Williams is $86,000 less rich

But is it as bad as upper-class white British actors being cast as working-class white American men?

“Just as Bloomberg doesn’t cover Bloomberg, we don’t plan to cover Joe Ricketts and so we decided to take down our coverage of him. No one asked us to do it,” Gothamist co-founder Jake Dobkin told Jezebel. “It was a decision made solely by Jen [Chung] and me.”

If ever there was a family that deserves to be named for a disease...