Bobby, I love you.

The grey-trolls are SO mad, y’all. It’s like next-level mansplaining. lol Go die in a fire.

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

It’s the Welfare Queen thing all over again, really. If a system is not 100% perfect in using taxpayer money and there are non-virtuous individuals using government programs, the programs themselves are clearly not worth it and should be scrapped. I mean, who cares if a program is 99% successful; if that 1% is wasting …

She’s talking about her ass, which black women have been mocked and degraded for having, for decades. We have been hyper sexualized as CHILDREN because of it. It was a mark of such embarrassment for many of us growing up, and I absolutely include myself in that. I was overly concerned with the way my butt moved too…

And she’s like a female Goodfellas character come to life. She’s the Joe Pesci of the housewives franchise.

You are Sasha Farts.

I have a food baby bump after eating a massive burrito (enchilada style w/ red chile sauce in case you were wondering) and I’m also wearing a men’s XXL bright green t-shirt so am I Beyonce or am I Beyonce?

Andy Cohen has lowered the bar on television talent to an unlimboable level.

If you’re not from NYC, I feel like I should tell you that like 80% of Manhattan voted for Hillary, or something like that. People here were openly weeping in the streets, in office buildings, in restaurants. For weeks.

Seriously, that whole “I’m such a selfless martyr for cultivating an incredibly unhealthy codependent relationship with my brother” plot line was some bulllllllshit.

In my revenge fantasy for the movie characters, she is SO happy with a fabulous man who loves her and her kids, and he is in a sad bachelor’s apartment with fake wood paneling watching reruns of Hoarders on A&E (do they have A&E in the UK?) in his underwear. Because that chick he gave the necklace to dumped his ass…

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln

I mean I get their point. But my pre-teen soul doesn’t care. Bring on Mark! MORE NATALIE!!!

Oh, it makes me so sad that Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson won’t get an ending. I mean, they were the one couple I genuinely ended up rooting for - Emma Thompson was so masterful in the crying scene, a stand out in an otherwise lackluster movie. In my head, they work through their problems maturely and come through…

Someone hates fun.

I can’t wait, even if it is only 20 minutes! I love every shameless moment of this movie (except the woman played by Laura Linney; that whole self-sacrifice thing was ridiculous! She couldn’t not go see her brother for one night? She couldn’t have finished before she went, at least? I mean he was on top of her when…

I’ll probably get a lot of flack for this but damnit I thoroughly enjoy Love Actually. I also think a “sequel” that’s only ten minutes long and for charity (!) is the best possible remake scenario.

The vast majority of the time when someone uses the phrase “party” they mean “do cocaine”. So when Bethenney says John and Dorinda likes “to party” she means “do cocaine”. When they talk about sweating, they mean because of cocaine. Same with mood swings. Also, I think they’ve used “skiing” to refer to it (it’s a…

I watched her (short-lived) reality show, and I just want to be part of her family. They’re nuts. And adorable. The way they rallied around the nanny when she had cancer and the honest emotion and tears. You could tell they loved her and considered her family, not just an employee. I bawled my freaking eyes out. LOVE…