I’m sure he donates money as a tax write off...

My husband thought he got a great deal on Target brand diapers. Until we went through an entire Boudreaux’s Butt Paste in a weekend because her hoo ha was so red all weekend, even after we had switched back to Pampers.

I believe, and I could be wrong, but Hendersonville is full of celebrities and mega mansions. I think it’s where John and June Carter Cash built their home.

When she’s sober, you’re like “Wow, she seems like someone I’d go to for advice.” When she’s trashed, you’re like “Wow, I kind of want to go out, get drunk with her and see the chaos that ensues.”

Glad to see Jill Zarin continues to be the worst. She’s up there in terms of worst people Andy Cohen has wrought on America. 

Thank you! My husband thinks I’m reading into it too much but from the moment John appeared on my tv screen, I called him as a coke head.

Dorinda is truly the best addition to this franchise. She may be the MVP of any franchise with how much crazy she brings yet still managing to seem vaguely normal.

Didn’t Bethenny say she’d quit if Jill Zarin came back? She’s an executive producer! How did Andy circumvent her to get Jill back?

Being a caregiver is just a struggle in general. Good luck with your grandmother, it’s rough any way you look at it.

Her reasoning was hilarious as well. She said the dog wouldn’t understand if she stopped seeing him. As the guy pointed out in the episode, clearly the babies would totally get it though...

The episode about the twin brothers made me cry so hard. And then laugh at the end when he was describing how the neighbor was fine disconnecting from him and his family (including his small children) but didn’t want to disconnect from his dog.

Unfortunately, caregivers and facilities have a fine line with hydration. Alzheimer’s patients, particularly later stages, lose the sensation of thirst and worse, lose the ability to swallow. I’m constantly trying to get my mom to drink more water but she genuinely doesn’t believe she needs to. If I can get her to…

Just a heads up for anyone dealing with dementia patients; if your LO starts acting like an angry, crazier than normal person (especially if they’re in diapers), get them checked for a UTI. My mom exhibited no symptoms the first few times she got one, other than general insanity, and our lives were miserable until the…

If you believe the Scientology defectors (and I do), Tom Cruise actively benefits from slave labor. The Sea Org is routinely sent to do random shit for him and they’re paid next to nothing for their service. There was a truly bizarre story about how when he was dating Nicole Kidman, he had a dream of them running…

I have both loved and feared Faye Dunaway since I saw Mommie Dearest at 6.

They also have a history of pulling this shit. They didn’t include River Phoenix in their In Memoriam because it “would have glorified drug overdoses.” Nevermind that just a few years before, he had been nominated.

Did you see the Katy Perry episode? This guy thought he’d been talking to Katy Perry for 7 years, Nev and Max told him it wasn’t true, flew him to England to meet the catfish (spoiler alert: not Katy Perry), he still believed she was a plant and emailed “Katy” when he got home to tell her how they tried to fool him…

Thanks. It’s more of a constant repetition of “Where is this?” or “Why are they doing that?” At least with the Kardashians, my answers are pretty rote so I don’t need to pay attention: “California” and “So they can make more money.”

I will say this; I spent the weekend watching a marathon of KUWTK (my mom has dementia and it’s easy for her to follow along and their flat affect helps), the difference in their lifestyle from the first season to now is incredible. In the first season, they were mildly famous wealthy people. Now, they’re mega famous…

After watching her daughters refer to the people of her hometown as “chub chubs”, I’m going to need her to take a seat.