They could’ve hired a black model.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

The best part is, it’s widely reported in the UK that the Obamas and Windsors adored each other, no matter what Fox bullshits.

Don’t let that British reserve stop you. Go full footie fan on his ass.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

Well, she also had by far the worst confirmation of any of his nominees. Possibly of any cabinet nominee ever. Some of them obviously have no problem voting for his nominees just because they’re his (see Elizabeth Warren voting Ben Carson out of committee) so I’d like to think that this is because she’s uniquely…

No. I think that’s a good point, worth thinking about. Especially since one of the nominees with a penis is, you know, fucking Jeff Sessions...

I worry about all the love for Buttigieg. It shows that Dems are still chasing after the unicorn that will win them votes that are long gone—he’s white! He’s a vet! He’s from the Rust Belt! He’s basically everything Republicans love, but a Democrat, so where’s your Messiah now, McConnell? I don’t know, that’s…

And yet mismanaged the campaign to the point that 3 million additional votes wasn’t enough to actually win anything.

The problem with DWS was not that she was also in Congress, it was that she is an idiot.

Being an SNL writer these days is like owning a gold mine.

It is absolutely killing him. Howard Stern gave an interview recently talking about he believes this is going to destroy Trump mentally if not physically. Trump loves Hollywood and it kills him that the people that he wants to hobnob with the most now openly despise him.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

I dumped my best friend last weekend and I really don’t know who to talk about it with. It was a long time coming and it’s not permanent- but I did send her a long and nice (I think) message that was essentially “I’m deleting myself out of your life for a while for my own good and we can talk when you’re ready” There…

I dunno, he was fulfilling campaign promises a week ago. Shitty, racist and economically disastrous promises but still. This one is just flat out him no longer caring to play the game. He literally said “I’m changing this law for the financial benefit of my friends”. This is not normal.

A week ago?

How long til the last legitimately tricked Trump supporter wises up and its just the racists, facisists and misogynists left supporting him?

WHY THE MEDIA KEEP INTERVIEWING THAT WOMAN? STOP GIVING HER COVERAGE, DO NOT ASK HER ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING HER POWER.