What are the odds he and Kanye are fucking? I know everyone says they are but I’m not sure I believe it, even tho I want to.

I’m sure Trump will just grant him clemency, that must be next on his agenda.

Toddlers will kill ya! My twins are 14 now and life is more about the amazing amount of attitude...and walking away before smacking them.

Mama Tina is, of course, thrilled.

I’m very happy for Mrs. Carter and her family, but that photo looks like it was put together by a not particularly talented 8th grade photography student with no budget.

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

She’s so freakin’ cute!

As the mom of twins - good luck. Those first months are brutal. But I didn’t have nannies and I feel like that probably makes all the difference to the amount of sleep and coherent thinking you’ll get.

Let’s not forget!!!!

Michelle Obama is a very classy woman. We didn’t deserve her.

AND THEN WENDI DENG SHOWED UP LIKE THE ACTUAL MOVIE VILLAINESS THAT SHE IS?

Remember how Lyudmila Putina just sort of gradually was seen less and less at official functions, and then not at all, and then a couple years passed and suddenly she was no longer Putin’s wife? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

People that do this kind of shit when there are kids involved are the vilest of scum. It’s bad enough when it’s just a divorce, but this poor kid now has to deal with this for the rest of her life.

Hell hath no fury like a mediocre white guy scorned.

They probably asked for her phone records to prove she’s a horrible hussy lying jezebel whore and catch her in any inaccuracy.

Bethenny comes off as... not the nicest person in the world, but if this is what she’s dealing with, then Jesus Christ, that’s understandable. Guess those inklings of his assholishness on Bethenny Ever After were true.

Whether Gaga gave up the text or not- she’s not one to be trusted. She tends to champion causes when they align with her sales.

I’m really surprised Sony hasn’t shut this shit down. The optics on this are terrible and from a strictly $$ perspective they can sign her to another label under their corporate umbrella.

What kind of a sociopath is this Dr. Luke guy? His goal seems to be to just destroy her in every possible way. Fucking maniac.

I wonder how Dr.Luke’s lawyers got their hands on a text sent from Kesha to Lady Gaga?