Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

Jeff Sessions is a spineless toad who has fucked over the state of Alabama for years. Fuck his racist ass.

Scientific fact: If a white dude says something, it then becomes law and supersedes all prior laws.

Everyone has an obligation to disobey unlawful orders and we shouldn’t forget it. I’m glad Sally Yates did the right thing; I have a feeling that is going to be a rare occurrence over the next four years.

They said they gave it away to someone they thought they could trust, and in turn, that person tossed it out on the street.

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

Believe it or not, this is kind of a cake walk, I’ve supported a celebrity before, and this person was a hot mess.

This was in the news a while ago (not Pratt but his wife, sooo) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anna-faris-facing-5000-fine-after-her-adopted-dog-found-homeless-malnourished_us_58333018e4b030997bc08e91

That’s kinda cheap for a personal assistant haha... as a personal assistant in DC that’s on the lower end of the pay scale. So for celebs you’d expect more, especially due to how picky he sounds.

Whaaat. Show me the receipts on Pratt! I’ve had a funny feeling about him being a Republican or something for a while...

The more I learn about Rob lowe the sadder I get.

Even 5 years ago, $50K?! Man, FUCK her. I can’t stand people that cheap.

I pretty much assume that anyone who has been famous since their teens and still is much later in life is going to be either A) insufferable because they’re used to being catered to and pampered or B) a 100% total weirdo. I’m not sure how you spend 40 years of your life being kowtowed to and not end up one of those…

But that’s very low for a high-level assistant. I make quite a bit more than that (as an assistant) at a non-profit. I remember JLo’s ad (about 5 years ago) was only paying 50K and the person had to also watch the twins and be on call 24/7. And it’s J.Lo, who begrudges every penny she pays, so you know she would try…

He’s our only hope for stopping Dr. Doom tho

That’s not the first time I heard that. I saw him on Question Time last year and he looked rested, tanned and sounded my confident. I would have gladly played hide the sausage with him.

He looks like a dirtier Trudeau. WOULD.

This is hilarious to me. Ed was so rounded on for being a nerd, for his voice, for being dull, for eating a sandwich wrong... anything. During the 2015 General Election, the British teenage girl contingent had enough and, the “Milibaes” were born.

Ed Milliband is an arsehole but he is correct here as are all of the members screaming at the embarrassing May The Appeaser.