Oh God...I just realized the comedian at the WHCD is going to be Dennis Miller. Ugh. That’s usually the funniest roast of the year.

NOPE. She’s ours. We took Bieber and Ted Cruz. WE NEED THIS OK.

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

I don’t remember when, but I too am completely exhausted of khloe. So little brought to the table other than sass and she can’t even do that right all the time.

Yep, yesterday I slept in until 9:30, stayed up until about 1pm, then had to lie down until 4pm. I’m normally not a napper, but man, staying awake is hard these days.

Sorry I’m late to this, but in my first trimester, I fell asleep EVERYWHERE. I couldn’t keep my eyes open at work (15 min catnaps saved me). Fell asleep tailgating at a baseball game. Fell asleep mid-conversation with 3 other people at a picnic. No other symptoms of pregnancy, just extreme fatigue. I’m not sure when…

He wasn’t just running - don’t make it sound like he was casually jogging by, once, and she freaked out. He was wandering around her street, including a side street, then went sprinting past - she also said he “seemed kind of off”, which you’ve just ignored, but which made her concerned.

Congrats! I could have slept on a bed of nails in the first trimester. All I did was sleep and puke. You are making a person! It is exhausting.

“the only moral abortion is my abortion”...I can’t even look at her without seeing what a fucking hypocrite I think she is.

I get that there are a lot of problems with the police over reacting or reacting violently to people of colour and people who are mentally unwell (I’m not sure if it’s worth pointing out, that this man isn’t described as a POC, whereas Ravenclaw apparently is, and secondly came to no harm from the police). However, as…

I don’t really know where else to talk about this.

She’s great! She came back from the carvery with an extra helping of cauliflower cheese because she knows how much I love it.

I’ve always found the expression“fill your head” to be so condescending. “Those feminists filled your head with crazy ideas.” “Why do you choose to fill your head with those types of stories?” I’ve also never heard anyone direct that expression at a man. It seems so closely related to “Don’t worry your pretty little…

I have an increasingly unhealthy relationship with my best friend of 12 years, and it came to a head this weekend with a basin full of piss. I have been letting her stay with me since July. At the time she had returned to NY from California and was trying to get out of an abusive relationship. She came back for my…

I am, thanks <3 I was feeling physically sick with anxiety this time last week because she is the very soul of spite and I was frightened that she’d come for me in some underhanded way but I haven’t heard another peep from her and am feeling a lot more settled. If she keeps her promise to never contact me again, I’ll…

Last weekend, my abusive mother disowned me, writing me a nasty letter, telling me she’d reported me to the police, and threatening to turn up at my place of work and start shit.

So on Tuesday, I was home alone when some guys decided to use my house as a shield to have a drive-by and the people they were shooting at shot back. One of the shots (at least) hit my house and went through my bedroom wall and into my husband’s dresser. It was 4:30 in the fucking afternoon. I saw half of the…

THIS ADMINISTRATION CAN GET FUCKED BY A GODDAMN CHEESE GRATER

Tears of joy:

hello. i’ve been crying all day. this is so shitty. i have some cousins in a camp in syria and they were hoping they’d be able to get here but i guess not. i’m home alone, i’ve been crying on and off (the protesters at JFK really make me cry and i love them all). i’m cooking something to remind me of home and trying…