Happy New Year everyone! It’s an hour to midnight here and I am sat in my pyjamas eating Pringles and drinking a bottle of wine that my neighbour didn’t want. I’m just pleased to still be awake, since last year I fell asleep watching Jurassic Park at 9PM. I hope you all have a happy, healthy, wonderful year and thank…

He became a born-again Christian in the late 80s, and it did in fact put a bit of a strain on his relationships with Carrie and Debbie. But while not as close to his mother, all three of them remained quite affectionate and respectful of differing points of view.

Carrie brought her mom Mac and Cheese. Why is this making me cry?

She’s in for a rude awakening (unless she just changes her first name to “Countess” in court).

also i think tom is probably poor

his family donated the statute of liberty according to an episode in season 1

so i live in west palm and work on the island about a block from where she is getting married and had considered getting dressed up and spending NYE in the hotel lobby area but being at home in my PJs and eating takeout won out

Immortal words:

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

“As a sitting board member you have amassed a record and established a pattern of behavior that is equally egregious and violates your oath of office and professional ethics as a board of education member,”

The constant flood of Michelle Obama comments over the last 8 years really do flummox me.

“I’m not a racist — those are only things I say from my true heart-of-hearts in private to my friends!”

I wouldn’t want the sun to go down on me either. Having my genitalia incinerated by superheated plasma really doesn’t sound very pleasant.

I agree. Based on my knowledge of Citi, he’ll be promoted to Director by the end of the year.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

HE doesn’t have those fantasies, he’s just fighting the good fight for incest and feminism. Someone has to tell all these women how to feminist, we can only thank Jesus and Tyga for presenting us with this learning opportunity.

Men have a weird way of twisting “feminism” to suit their boners.