What’s the point of destroying media companies for publishing true things, which is sort of the reason for their existence? Thiel was not in the closet because of some personal issues. His homosexuality was an open secret. He was officially still in the closet primarily to protect his business interests. I am not…

Trying to establish someone’s guilt based on what their reactions to traumatic events is a fool’s errand. There is no standard way for a person to respond to accusations that they are responsible for the tragic death of their sister 20 years ago.

Well, after the nuclear holocaust; there will be no one left to mourn.

And I don’t understand why people would even want to come onto social media and tone police and belittle others who are sad. It makes no sense; other than them being really shitty people.

AH. another victim of IrisJK I see. Well hopefully this time she’ll be dismissed.

Under most circumstances, dying at 84 would not be tragically extraordinary. Dying the day after your daughter is, which is why this is hitting much harder than it would if the situation was different.

Heartbreaking. 

What am I missing?

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

Yes, the “Modern Pharaoh” collection at Raymour & Flanigan.

Princess Leia and Ripley were my brunette heroines in a vast sea of vapid 80's blondes. Anyone who can’t understand what they meant for girls of a certain generation can go jump in a lake.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go light candles for the continued health and safety of Sigourney Weaver and Betty White.

Bingo. Trump has uttered multiple racist slurs in his life. I have zero doubt of this.

It’s the sort of dull witted, self centered behavior that I’d find oddly entertaining, were it not coming from the soon to be leader of the free world.

For some reason that “NO WAY!” is cracking me up. It’s like something from a Midol commercial: “Sure, tests can get me down. But my period- NO WAY!”

I just want to say that, while best wishes for Carrie Fisher to have a speedy and full recovery are good, my heart goes out to Debbie Reynolds. A parent shouldn’t outlive her child.

In fact, when reached for a quote, Elton John reportedly defiantly looked at 2016 and said “I’m still standing.”

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

I’ve been considering putting an actual bet on it. Whilst, yes, her family and some of us Brits would be sad, she’s very old, she’s recently been requesting access to fund ring fenced for the poor to heat her palace, and we’d all get a national day of mourning to go to the pub, so I don’t feel as much shame as I…

And the Nazis who gassed Jews during the Holocaust were just doing their job.

You will perform for this president while keeping your political views to yourself just like the last two times I told you to when a Republican was being inaugurated.