I hate all of them. Except Marissa, Sophie and Adela. The Carolines have their heads so far up their own asses, I’m amazed they can see. Especially Caroline Stansbury, it must be crowded with Juliet already there.

I’m having a bad night. My daughter is mainly breastfeeding but we supplemented with formula. She was having terrible gas and colic so we switched her to a dairy free formula. Physically, she’s done much better but she hates the taste so now she’s refusing all bottles.

I named my daughter and my dog after the same ancestor. My daughter has her first name and my dog has her middle name (which is also what said ancestor went by.)

Thanks, sometimes you need to hear that. I adore my daughter and in the morning, she’s the best baby on earth. But she has colic so 4 pm comes and she’s clearly in pain and there’s nothing we can do.

That sucks. I failed the first one by 2 points and then passed the second one. I still can’t believe there is no margin of error for those stupid tests.

My doctor told me last week at my 6 week postpartum visit that I should wait at least a year before getting pregnant again. I told her I need several years to recover from how traumatic the newborn stage is.

I celebrated passing the long ass diabetes test by baking brownies. I might hve missed the point.

LuAnn’S already started the campaign to convince people that she gets to keep the title even after she remarries. Uh, no, not how it works.

Isn’t Dorinda a bridesmaid?

If you squint really hard when Joe is next to her, you can see the resemblance. The youngest one, Audriana, looks like her. The ones who look like Teresa also inherited her attitude.

Seriously, her “I have a lifestyle to maintain” comment was when I realized I could never like her. I have a 5 week old and yes, I’d love a night nurse but my baby is awesome and I love spending the day with her. I can’t imagine missing time with her when she’s 2 and actually able to interact.

I don’t love Eileen but we can all agree that Dorit is the worst. When she took credit for sending her son to speech therapy, I asked my husband how that’s possible when she barely sees him and leaves him to the multiple nannies? They didn’t even notice when he was playing with Clorox wipes during their ridiculous…

Seriously. Normally, I read about things like this and think “Jeez, I hope they get the mental help they need.” But there’s something so especially heinous about Sandy Hook truthers that all I can think is “I hope someone punches them right in the face.”

Her creepy husband kept her alive so he could trot in photographers for her birthday every year. He’s a gross famewhore. And he bought the title from the last Duchess of Saxony.

Gray. It’s always gray.

Christina also seems like a brat. I feel like she sneers at houses that aren’t high end. Or houses from estate sales.

Yet all their house staff even up looking exactly the same, i.e. ugly.

Yet right wingers got completely hysterical over him being replaced on the $20 bill by someone who should be considered a universal hero.

His version of the baseball cap will be that bomber jacket...

That’s the truest statement I’ve read all day.