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That show is amazing. My favorite new show.

As soon as Rory said she was pregnant, I told my husband “So Logan is the new Christopher and Jess is the new Luke?”

My favorite scene is when Joan loses her shit in the garden, while wearing a ball gown, after being fired from MGM. “CHRISTINA, get me the ax!”

Now, he has had15 years of screaming “9/11" and having people bow down to him and tell him how great he is. He always had an inflated of self, all the America’s mayor crap has just made it worse.

Have you been taking iron pills? They have given me the healthiest (albeit weird looking) poos. Now that I’m due next week though, nothing is stopping the diarrhea. Apparently it’s an early sign of labor.

I felt your pain after gallbladder removal. I drank prune juice for days and it took 10 days and 3 shots of espresso to end my nightmare. After that though, I felt so much better than I did before. Like I had lost 10 lbs and could conquer the world.

I specified racist evangelicals, who do exist. Not all racists are evangelicals and not all evangelicals are racists. I’ve just found a large overlap, particularly within my husband’s family, of the two groups.

His favorite meal is the McDonalds Filet-o-fish. His arteries are probably solid.

When the next option is Mike Pence, there will be no joy for anyone except racist evangelicals for the next 4 years.

I think she was beautiful. I think her brows look better now because they’re a bit thicker but I like unique noses. They add character. I also grew up thinking Barbra Streisand was the most gorgeous woman on the planet so obviously, I think differently than a lot of people.

It’s the adult version of Axe. It’s what I imagine walking into JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs smells like.

She was more distinctive before she got a nose job. She got what my best friend calls the California nose; everyone in LA has the same smoothed down, rounded edge nose. Melissa Gorga from RHoNJ has it as well.

It seems so strange to me. One of my in-laws had two kids, their first is Bodhi and their second is a girl who has this classic, sweet old lady name. I still don’t get it.

My mom has dementia and enjoys them. I think the storylines are easy for her to follow.

How do you go from Mason and Penelope to Reign? I’m not saying sibling names need to match exactly but that’s a pretty big jump.

I thought it was going to be Karma. Chyna fooled me.

Just so clever. How would the world ever get by without your dated sarcasm?

Or I’m 9 months pregnant and it’s the only magazine in my OB’s waiting room and I have weekly appointments. I can assure you, I’ve never paid money to read People magazine.

Whoops, fat fingered response to wrong commenter.

There’s a reason Crazy Days and Nights calls People “Kneepads.” They’re a bunch of sycophants.