We didn’t have nuclear weapons then. We have just allowed someone, who thinks Putin is just fantastic, to possess the nuclear codes.

Watching that documentary convinced me that his main problem isn’t sex addiction, it’s an over inflated sense of self. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself.

I’ve always wondered how the kids who bully other kids to suicide live with it for the rest of their lives. I imagine most of them are assholes, not sociopaths, so learning to live with the guilt that you drove someone to suicide must be incredibly difficult.

I don’t know if that’s better or worse. At least if Kim is the person they’re talking about, she has a real illnesses that could kill her (alcoholism). Yolanda’s ever changing and imaginary illnesses drive me insane.

Dear God, if this season focuses on a not present Yolanda, I’m going to scream. Bitch, be gone!

Not American. And the drunkest person in the bar was a lovely Tasmanian. He was actually the drunkest person during the entire trip.

Well, her money does come from the backs of my ancestors so yes, I feel qualified in attacking her for being rich.

The irony is they really were not posh. I loved it there though. I found the people super friendly and it was like a tiny slice of small town England in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. And they had so many penguins!

Ha! We were in Argentina right before, where they’d give you a dirty look if you didn’t call them Las Malvinas. In Stanley, if you called them Las Malvinas, I felt like I would have been stabbed. So I’ll stick with the Falklands.

I think that’s mainly Diana. I don’t think Charles has ever had any desire to be “normal”. He says he does but what he means is an old time gentleman farmer who could still lord it over peasants on his estate. Before she married Charles, Diana worked as a nursery school teacher and nanny and lived with roommates.

Actually, when she and Philip first got married, Elizabeth was a normal military housewife in Malta. I mean she had security and whatnot but apparently, she made dinner and did her own shopping. Then of course, her father became sick and she was all “Eff this” and went back to her real normal life as a princess back…

We were in the Falkland Islands and the grocery store in Stanley was, basically, a Waitrose. I got a little drunk and chatted to the landlady at the pub and said they must be all posh when their only option was a Waitrose. She thought I was insane.

It’s really terrifying when I fall asleep with the tv on and wake up at 4 am to Ron Paul yelling at me about gold.

Thanks for that. I’m not a hero though; heroes generally don’t crush up sleeping pills into people’s dinners so I can get some sleep without worrying about her burning down the house by smoking inside.

I grew up with people like them (affectionately known as guidos). It’s really just how they communicate but Sabrina’s calmness in the face of Charlie’s freak out is what made me convinced they’d make it. And I’m actually thrilled they have!

Everybody’s shit day is relative. My day was bad but there’s someone out there who had a worse day than me. Enjoy your drambuie!

James Packer was BFFs with Tom Cruise during the Katie Holmes indoctrination/couch jumping period. Patti Labelle knows Mimi can do better.

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy. I stared at the screen and went “How could Caroline win? There was no Caroline...was there?”

That sounds like hell for your mom, I’m so sorry. It sucks pretty bad but without my husband, it would be a million times worse. He literally waits outside the bathroom until I can get her out of her clothes and runs them down to start the wash. It’s the only way to make her not smell.

In fairness, that would make me sad as well. Soft serve > fro yo.