Thanks. Cake is an acceptable wine substitute. I ate an entire Potbelly chocolate brownie cookie yesterday. No regrets.

It’s insane how different their entire personality becomes. My mom, who loved clothes and make up, now becomes furious when she has to wear something that is not her hideous floral skirt and ugly striped skirt. She looks like a bohemian Orthodox Jewish woman.

How can you look that sad when you have soft serve in your hand?!? With sprinkles?!?

Make a rough guest list. Get an idea of how many people you want there. Check out some venues, give them a rough idea of a date you’d like. Then pick which venue suits your budget/guest list/date. Everything else is gravy from there. Sites like The Knot have timelines that are helpful but my advice is print it out and…

My boss was a dick all day. My Alzheimer’s ridden mother spent all day messaging me, asking about 100 times if I could wash her hair when I came home. Hauled my 9 months pregnant ass home, gave her a bath, washed her hair and changed her clothes. She then spent the next 2 hours bitching because I washed her urine…

Carole is going nowhere. She’s in too tight with Andy and Bethenny to ever get the boot and she’s just as fame hungry as the rest of them. She’s just too stoned to make it obvious like the rest of them.

Yeah but boyfriend feels like the wrong word. They were together for over 10 years and her “normal” job was mainly what paid their bills.

All I can think of when I see Drake without a beard is “Wheelchair Jimmy.”

Anyone have any recommendations for all natural labor help and/or postpartum healing? I’ve already started drinking my red raspberry leaf tea twice a day (it may or may not tone my uterus and shorten labor but it does make me pee like nobody’s business), tomorrow I’m starting evening primrose oil 3x a day and I’ve…

I had a coworker whose boyfriend was an actor. He was in no way famous but ended up in 2 nationally syndicated commercials. He paid off both their undergrad debt and her grad student debt. He didn’t even speak in one of the commercials.

He’s raped at least 3 women and he’ll probably be out in less than 3 years. If he’s already refused to accept responsibility (and continues to), I sincerely doubt he’ll be rehabilitated in 3 years. If he doesn’t show remorse, he should have the threat of a longer jail sentence hanging over him.

What sort of rehabilitation can be achieved without true remorse? This guy doesn’t feel remorse or contrition for what he did. The only time he’ll have to reflect on what he did is while he’s incarcerated.

I liked her during the first season. During the second season, she just seemed high and miserable.

Also a raging right-wing Tory. Solid douche.

Pottery barn kids has some gorgeous stuff. I hated all the dressers I saw elsewhere (why do they think kids need weirdly shiny, plastic like wood?) and spent a fortune on a normal looking dresser from PB.

A month or so before your due date, you’ll get an email from wherever you’ve registered with a 10-20% off coupon. We bought an insanely expensive travel system but it was the only one that I could fold the stroller and not feel like I was fighting with an orangutan. We registered for it and got 20% off so we bought it…

The cartoon of the woman sucking the babies snot makes me nauseous. My mother-in-law bought it for me and I can’t bring myself to even look at it.

This is going to sound crazy but register for it just so you can get the completion discount. I have 2 secret registries that I told no one about so I could get that sweet 20% discount.

That’s what happened on the US version. His smarminess didn’t play well off Marcela Valladolid, who was just so milquetoast. It didn’t help that while watching them, I knew they were having an affair during filming so it came off as doubly smarmy.

It’s unfortunate but it’s not just here. The Ched Evans case in Wales yesterday proved that no one gives a shit about women or sexual assault anywhere in the Western world. It’s depressing.