Do you remember the episode from last season with the racist hairdresser and the black pastor who ran a youth center next door to her salon? I have never enjoyed a Judge Judy takedown more.

My mom, who has early onset Alzheimer's and I watch her show together. The litigants on her show are generally so stupid that they help my mom feel superior. I just enjoy watching people, who clearly think they're always in the right and expect to go on TV and have JJ praise them or rip the other person apart for…

Yeah but as big a bitch as I can be, I’d never knowingly out someone else’s abortion. I should have known that she’d be stupid enough to show the whole thing to her super religious parents and her boyfriend who found Jesus in prison.

She wished she was as interesting as a Dolly Parton song. She didn’t believe me that Alaska was a state and she was a poli sic major.

That is true. Or wearing her daughter’s pjs. After watching the show, I was grateful she didn’t bleed all over the Dora pajamas.

LuAnn is one of those people who thinks that everyone else is a moron. She thinks if she says something often enough, people will just believe it. Tom seems to think the same thing after he tried to get Dorinda to go along with his bull. It’s a classic sign of a narcissist.

I think just the trips got scrapped because of Bethenny’s fibroids.

In order to not doxx myself, let’s just say it involved flying cans of beans, an abortion being revealed (one of the Jesus freaks), a lawsuit and a restraining order. It’s one of those stories I only tell when sauced so I don’t scare people.

I had a good one. I lived with two girls, off-campus. We had been friendly before but I wasn’t particularly close to them. One of them turned out to be super into Jesus and had a boyfriend in prison (which she never mentioned before.)

While I don’t think of de la Renta as being “casual”, can I just say that I'm thrilled that more casual options are coming out? It's weird but one of my pet peeves is when the bride looks really formal and the groom looks really casual. We recently went to a beach wedding where the bride was wearing a formal dress…

I felt really proud of myself the first time we had a party and I was sober enough to remove my makeup later before I went to bed. Of course, I was also pregnant and unable to drink but that counts as adulting, right?

I felt really proud of myself the first time we had a party and I was sober enough to remove my makeup later before…

Facebook should be disabled on 9/11 to stop people from making asses of themselves. A woman I know, with a Ph.D. and is a published author in her field, liked some 9/11 chemical truther nonsense article. I was mortified for her.

Feel free to use the dismiss button. People like that aren't worth your time or energy.

How delusional was she last night when she was insisting that she and Jules were of the same generation? And when Dorinda points out that no, she's 18 years older than Jules, Carole was clearly freaked.

I liked Jules a lot. She clearly had her own issues but she wasn’t mean or spiteful or a shit stirrer. Every RH franchise should have one fairly sane person.

I thought she came off well until the very end of the season. It seemed mean the way Lu kept negating her friends feelings about their past relationships with Tom. Last night, Lu came off as straight up delusional. She reminded me of my 5 year old nephew. When his mom tells him something he doesn’t want to do or…

I felt like Dorinda won last night’s episode with what truth telling. I'm cool with being that Dorinda. Not drunken, sweaty mess Dorinda.

It’s interesting that the one Housewife that clusters Bethenny is Jules. She seems unable to form a rational, cohesive argument when faced with someone who is as inarticulate as Jules is. It’s bizarre and makes me think there must be some truth when she says that Jules reminds her of her mother.

Well, that's a thing that happened.

That makes me feel slightly better. I feel less crazy now that someone who's had multiple babies said she didn't know either.