That may be one of the dumbest comments I've read on Jezebel. Thanks for demonstrating that you have a complete lack of understanding about how and when consent can be given.

That is the true struggle of married life. That or whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.

Yeah but Gloria had the bus accident. The plot became about them overcoming her injuries and going on to have more hit singles and a daughter.

Aren't they famous for being the nice and boring couple? I'm not saying it to be mean because I love their music but I don't really get what the central struggle will be. They've been together since before she was famous and they seem like a nice, normal couple. That doesn't make for terribly interesting plots...

It’s important to have trans people on TV but someone like Caitlyn Jenner, who was unlikable before she transitioned and is still unlikable now, was probably the worst representation for an under represented community. She comes off as entitled and smug and no one wants to watch that.

Sonja’s a sad sack in general. Her constant talking about how life used to be when she was married to a Morgan is just depressing. And the line about her in-laws yacht being better than the friend of LuAnn’s yacht was petty and showed how obsessed she is with the past. I also got the feeling that it’s not really about…

Thank you! I don’t know why everyone makes it seem so difficult. My sister, who is normally a fairly progressive person, flipped when I said the word lesbian in front of her 7 year old daughter. She was all “But how I will explain it to her?” My response was “It’s not that difficult, you say ‘Sometimes two ladies love…

With a side of come hither arms. That will haunt my dreams.

If I read this correctly, and it's entirely possible I didn't because it's early and no coffee yet, Eddie the Puncher owns said restaurant, yes? If so, I would like the name of this establishment so when I next take the auto train, I will make a diversion to frequent said establishment.

They’ll pry that title from her cold, dead hands.

That would have only made it greater. No, it was just about how she grew up solidly middle class (with a shit ton of siblings) and basically climbed the social ladder using her random ass pageant win. But it had everything: eccentric rich American elderly expats, a random Italian talk show about soccer, a car crash…

I think Dorinda turned into such a shit stirrer for the second half of the season so people would stop noticing what coked up messes she and John are.

The best part was when they revealed that LuAnn had been a talk show host on an Italian TV show about soccer. Mind blown.

Yeah, it doesn't call out to me either. Your idea about the girlfriends from the movie as ex-wives, however, sounds awesome.

It's sadly more common than you think. My dad cheated on my mom with (among others) their marriage counselor. All I remember was that she was a hippie and not his usual type but she had a vagina and that's his general type.

I actually think they are. But with younger women, like the blonde from Smash. I don't think I want to watch it.

LuAnn kind of confirmed the open marriage thing on that weird special Bravo did on her life pre-Housewives. I can't see LuAnn being ok with a monogamous relationship; it doesn't seem European enough for her.

That dance last night though...

Totally. I think she's had an open relationship with everyone since the Count (and I'm positive they had an open marriage towards the end). More power to her but don't be so dismissive towards someone you called your friend.

All I could think of when I heard was Diane Keaton in The First Wives Club.