He's gross and allegedly cheated on her with their therapist. Charming.

I’m kind of surprised at how bad I felt for Sonja. Ramona is just a drama queen but Sonja seemed so sad to just be airbrushed out of Tom’s history, especially by her “friend”, LuAnn.

The Civil War will break out when Donald Jr. stages an insurrection. However will we know which weak chinned brother to side with?!?

My in-laws also got green granite for their kitchen (because according to them, they'll only be leaving in body bags, that's a direct quote). It was 3x as expensive as other kinds of granite and is hideous. It's not even a nice, dark green. It's this weird, middle toned green that already looks like it came out of the…

She’s a Trump. They’re all indoctrinated into the cult. We’re setting the bar really low here. It's like asking if someone would rather eat a sandwich found on the street or a sandwich found on the street, being actively nibbled on by a rat. Obviously, my choice would be neither but with a gun to my head, I'd pick the…

As John Oliver said, “The RNC featured all of Donald Trump’s favorite family members...and Tiffany.”

It became like the Perils of Penelope Pitstop. Nothing was ever her fault, you were always supposed to pity her. Just like how nothing was ever Kelly’s fault (like her coke addiction, that was entirely Colin the Artist’s fault.)

Phoebe was the Kelly Taylor of Charmed. That's not a compliment.

Brenda was the best part of 90210. Once the show became all about the trials and tribulations of St. Kelly, it went downhill.

So much for “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” For those of us who love old movies, her death is part of the passing of history. It’s sad. Maybe that's why they're reporting this?

He only seems to care about privileged males. God forbid their lives be ruined by the crimes they commit. I get the feeling that if this was some guy being represented by a public defender, he’d be spending a lot more than 5 weekends in jail.

It does, honestly. You’ve been actively involved in this for 9 days. The getting better generally starts when you decide you’re done. It blows, it really does. But just remember that he's the one who has done this, not you. You have nothing to feel guilty about (believe me, it's fun when that one hits.)

Drink some wine, have a good cathartic cry. It gets better, believe me.

I get it. I used to love my birthday but after my mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, it somehow manages to get ruined every year. It's a thing we have to endure once a year. Drink some wine, pretend it's not happening and thank people graciously when they wish you a happy birthday and make them move on.

I’m going to say this and it's going to sound mean but I'm telling you this because I have been exactly where you are and this is what I wish someone had told me: if he loved you, really truly loved you, he would not have done this to you. He would have been honest with you from the beginning because that is what you…

I was seriously considering voting for Jill Stein since I know my state will be blue but this lost my vote. You are a medical doctor, you of all people, should understand how vaccine testing works.

Yeah, I mean Alex Jones is totally worth my time, right? He was at the RNC so he must have some valid ideas!

Eh, remember that period where she dressed like/made music videos pretending she was a chola? I don’t think she’s as down with political correctness as we’d all like to believe.

I love him but that voice...all the time... I don't think I could handle it.

Dude, she married Bobcat Goldthwait. My mind was blown when I found that out.