Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

Did my part, bought a 2018 SP 4Motion con Manuel, basically hitting 2 birds with one stone.

I don’t think this was a good way for Koenigsegg to correct the record. They should have tweeted, “Quick jump on this One:1 before Bonham’s figures out how much it’s really worth”... which would have alerted Koenigsegg’s Saudi clientele, that follow their Twitter page, this auction is coming up and they need to bid…

“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 wonders what it’s like”

You’re not alone... I had no idea this existed either... I feel embarassed.

TIL I know nothing about convertible crash safety standards. Interesting stuff. 

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

“Help me, BMW enthusiast.  You’re my only hope.”

My guess is that, being Canadian, they were too polite to wake a sleeping passenger. 

Really? That one? And not any of the sweet, sweet BMW burns in that comment thread?

Joke’s on you, pal: I AM stupid

If it happens, do you call 911?

The potential for the cars to roll away is due to the bushings that are part of the connection between the gear shifter and the gearbox, which, the documents say, “may detach.”

“Well, we’re pretty sure she can’t hurt it any worse”

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Big hit to Santa Anita. Hollendorfer’s horses were the glue that held that place together.

I am a displaced former east of the Ohio River-ian, and at a "FlamingWombat's back in the country!" family and friend picnic held last year, the options for what beer to buy were "Yuengling and what else?" There was no consideration for Yuengling not being one of the two options.

Are we just going to sit here and pretend Yuengling hasn't reigned this coveted spot for decades?