Dude goes out to kite-surf a hurricane, with a kite-surfer that’s made for hurricanes. Dude gets massive air while kite-surfing the hurricane, lands it.

I expected something to go “horribly wrong” but instead my thought was “dude might be dumb but that looks fucking awesome.”

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

This is Deadspin 101

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

You short $TSLA bro?

Title Nein

In all seriousness, this is one of the crowning moments for CBS Sports Network’s history. A great job with all of this.

Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

So what you’re saying is that one shouldn’t list one’s Deadspin comment history in bullet form and submit it as one’s essay?

For some kids on the margin, the essay might make a difference, but it’s one of the the most subjective parts of the application process. If you got into all 8 ivies, you probably have stellar grades, test scores, and resume items (awards, etc). I doubt the essay was the difference for him.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”