Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

I think this says more about the school you attended than anything else.

Trainer: What’s your name?

He might have Pages, he might even have Notes, but the one thing he won’t have is a true headphone jack on his iPhone 7.

Dude started writing this thing, got way too involved, sold it to HBO, it became a huge deal to errbody, now he’s got no clue how to finish it up

I will vote for Trump if he can get GRRM to publish Winds of Winter by election day.

Here was a particularly phony and dishonest line of argument, which went basically unchallenged by The Ringer’s reporter (emphasis mine):

As the article points out, it’s one thing to be Aaron Rodgers sitting as the backup behind Brett Favre, it’s quite another to be the backup sitting behind a guy cut by the Texans for Ryan Mallett and a 3rd round pick with 7 NFL passes to his name.

Someone better inform Garber that his business model reveals itself if so much as even breathes on Pulisic. I do not understand why a segment of U.S. soccer fans fail to recognize that MLS is run by non-soccer people driven by profit, not developing U.S. soccer. Many if not most MLS fans seem suspiciously jingoist if…

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

In the movie after Rogue One there will be two new Droids - R0 80 and RX 7FE. RO 80 will have a revolutionary rotary power unit that brings the Empire / New Order down due to excessive warranty claims. RX 7FE will be massively hyped on the internet (and in specualtive articles on Autocar) in advance of the movie but…

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

Sounds like Drapes didn’t get the memo to avoid writing about ultra-competitive, vengeance-fueled VCs.

So, you could theoretically trip right out of the gate to preserve yourself for the final?

Legitimate question: