This ain’t great kinja, but every time I see Beltre and Andrus that song “People let me tell you bout my best friend” song pops into my head and gets stuck.

So, did they spefically wait until Manning retired, or is this a different issue?

Are we still on Gawker media?

Seriously, very good article, I agree.

I... I am not sure how to comment on this type of post. Am I angry? Should I be pasting links to articles? I’m so confused. My brain is making that weird aching feeling that happens when new information sticks to it, it’s so confusing.

Yeah, I had the satisfaction of reading this aloud to the room immediately after seeing the result. We decided that henceforth Olympic pools should be precision milled from solid blocks of Invar. Problem solved!

Agreed. Unfortunately, this act of willful education of others will result in his summary execution by the brain slugs that run Gawker.

It’s as if Deadspin became Quora for a minute...

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

“Holy shit.” was exactly what came out of my mouth when the tolerances of the pool was mentioned.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Tesla doesn’t have any franchises to protect....canada,europe,autraila,china,japan,mexico have no problem with this, it is purely crony capitalism

“Tesla used to be a company that made super sedans from the space rockets guy. Now it’s a company that makes minivans from a dude selling solar roofs to people who still clip their phones on their belts.”

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

So basically BMW just created/paid for the first Model 3 ads. Brilliant!

You’re right, but correct me if I’m wrong, but autopilot on a plane doesn’t do much other than correct course right?

They’re implying it’s akin to autopilot on an aircraft, which it is. They forgot how ignorant the average person like yourself is.

Luo is considering suing Tesla, but hasn’t made up his mind yet. Currently, there is no law in China that states who should be responsible in a self-driving car incident.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??