Well, in your case HC, the trash company probably doesn’t give a shit what you do on your own time

I knew it was a matter of time before deadspin became desperate for more clicks, prompting another jealous article on barstool. Surprised tom ley didn't write this one. Lmao bankruptcy is bankruptcy. Let barstool buy you guys out already... I'm sure the "writers" are tired of not being paid

You guys are making these people up. Admit it.

Does it depress you to have a job where you internet about people nobody has ever heard of?

So someone who is not a citizen lied on a voter registration form and we are supposed to feel bad for her for getting arrested? This is literal voter fraud and we’re supposed to feel bad?

What a crock of horseshit. Serena fucking RUINED the best moment of Naomi Osaka’s life because she throws temper tantrums when she realizes she isn’t the best player on the court. 

Michael Avenatti has agreed to take the case pro-boner.

Well, go on a coast to coast dick sucking tour like her.

Ooohhh- Skanky B is SUCH a rebel! Oohhh. I’m so impressed by her “rule breaking” that my head is ringing.

College girl Jez bloggers who know nothing about the world think this type of thing is edgy/

Ms. Holloway seems like an interesting and well-spoken person but it’s silly to present her as a “typical sex worker.”

I admire Cardi B’s commitment to dressing like a stripper no matter how rich she is.

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

Yeah, it just sounds like Kim’s still trying to come up with excuses about why she’s such a terrible lay. She’s tied with Paris Hilton for most boring sex tape ever. 

I dunno....in some sort of weird world they actually may say that the X brought the world the Kardassians then.

“The trash store called...they’re running out of YOU!”

Meanwhile, you got ideas like this floating around among the clueless:

Wow. Your commenters are universally celebrating the death of another person. What a bunch of assholes.

I sure don’t think McNair was a good guy, but I’m pretty certain that if the people on Kinja were to have a social inventory done, with heaven being the final goal, they’d probably fall short.

I no longer own a home. I now live in my mother’s home.”