He’ll be taking hand-offs from Colin Kaepernick in the unemployment line.

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

“Step One: Put Gwyneth Paltrows head in that box!”

The Times tackles ‘empowerment.’ 

So they’re just well-paid escorts?

I'm sure there is nothing more to this story.

It’s certainly a step up from the Work Sets You Free sign they have on entering the training complex.

Fans considered storming the court, but security personnel had them outnumbered.

A group of teenagers is sitting at a table on a college campus, peacefully advocating a political position. A woman comes up, screams at them, mildly assaults one of them, kicks their sign, and storms off. Later she’s arrested and briefly detained for the assault. Unless she throws a tantrum in court, she will…

Time to switch it up permanently- no offense to the estate of John Denver.

Know your place in the mob , Cohen. You thought you were Tom Hayden in “The Godfather” when you were in the wrong movie all along , you , Mr. Cohen, are Morrie:

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

“Applied for political asylum” - yeah, they were murdered, probably? Occam’s Razor...

“She partied like everybody else parties,” Maya McHenry told the Times. “I think it was getting a little bit out of control, but that’s just because we live in 2018 now.”

Derrick and Kobe ... may be heroes to most

“Don’t act like you don’t see the discrepancy,” Skylar Diggins-Smith says during a confessional new spot for millennially focused investment management service Wealthsimple.

Hahaha are you kidding? The NBA makes way more money than the WNBA! That's why the men get paid more. If the WNBA wants more money, tell women to support them more. Why aren't there more women in the stands?

The Yankees winning back before desegregation doesn’t mean a thing.

Your tears sustain me...