Who are they again?

Want to hear a joke? The Buffalo Bills.

Imagine being proud of that

TIL Reid doesn’t know what neo-colonial means

The Deadspin anti-Boston narrative is hilariously sad.

So does Deadspin hold monthly or semi monthly New England rant meetings? Just curious.

Yankees fan obsessed with Redsox fans. 

Yet since 2007, the Sox won three times as many World Series trophies than the Yankees.

Calling two 100-win teams merely “good” is a bit disingenuous. Get over the jealousy, it’s not a good look.

Even before I scrolled down to the list of speakers, somehow I knew one of them would be Stacey Dash.

waaaaaahhh.... cry me a river... 

Nah. While In Utero has its faults, Nirvana are still far superior to Hole (which stands out from other Hole albums because of Cobain’s involvement). I outgrew Hole way faster than I outgrew Nirvana, and after not listening to them for years, there are Nirvana songs I now revisit fairly often, whereas any attempts to…

“unless it’s just more Jez bullshit-for-clicks...”

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

I mean, all due respect lol, but I would bet my mega-billions winnings that this is all bullshit. Their union reeks of Scientology-managed PR homosexuality-shame coverup (on both sides) shenanigans. I have never been persuaded by their protestations of love and hot-4-u-ness and I’m sorry Jada, but if this is real,…

His OB/GYN did confirm traces of sand in his mangina however.

Poor Raptors fans. They want to believe! They've wanted to for years now! LeBron is gone! Kawaii is healthy and oh yeah he might be the best player in the league. But oh how they have been burned. Their broken hearts chartered to ash. 

Sorry, but no. Acting like an idiot is not something to be praised. Yeah, there are tensions and rivalries, but acting like assholes (on either side) is ridiculous. It’s a game. Let your play during the game do the talking, anything else is just noise and nonsense.  You can have an intense rivalry and still act with…

I’m so tired of seeing photos of Kim K’s completely unattainable body. Show me anything else. PLEASE. 

These are the kind of pictures that people who know nothing about photography think are awesome.