Who cares? If you’re going to have a whole series on celebrity beefs, at least write about ones that are interesting and juicy, not this boring ass basic bitch shit. I know jez is under the impression that anything involving Cardi B is automatically fascinating but news flash: it’s not.

Does CardiB get along with anyone? It seems like she has a lot of problems with a lot of people and the common denominator seems to be her. 

Cardi B just sounds like a real piece of shit. Sorry, she just does.

It’s peak patriarchy, but I don’t think Khloe has the brain capacity to understand why or how.

...despite the loss, Kansas City has plenty to be proud of...

“Racism and soccer go together like peas and carrots, or like cigarettes and lung cancer”

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Reminds me of all the posts on Gawker sites, asking the same question (Would U) about some hot(?) looking female celebrity....just kidding, of course.

Uhhhh, I’m of the belief that MS sucks and it’s political leadership is garbage.  I also believe that this skit was incredibly fucking stupid and irresponsible to perform.  Guns and performative violence in marching band is... a bad idea.  Throw in the timing and you’ve got yourself the trifecta.

On Friday, a high school band from Forest Hill in Jackson, Miss., performed a halftime skit where police were being held at gunpoint with rifles in a reported ode to the Denzel Washington movie, John Q. Unfortunately, the students from Forest Hill staged the show six days after two police officers from Brookhaven,…

Anybody else notice that Brees spent almost the ENTIRE time he was on the sidelines holding his young sons and literally telling them they could achieve anything they wanted to achieve in life...while more or less IGNORING his little daughter (and his wife for that matter). Did that actually happen?  “Don’t worry…

Whatever, it was the right call. You’re just mad you were held to only 17 yards rushing tonight.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

Yeah...they’re wrong and we’re right, because they’re old and we’re young. It’s pretty simple, really - I don’t understand why older people don’t know as much as we do, but it’ll come to an end soon.

Is “you still be funny without alienating swaths of your audience” the new “Jim Gaffigan and Sinbad are funny without being dirty, so what’s with all the pooh-pooh this and ding-dong that?”

Those guys are fucking clown shoes. 

Keep cashing those checks - dirt bag.

You’ve never touched another human being in your life, you fucking weasel.

Standards and high expectations have gone right out the window. I mean, look at 45. How the heck anyone can look at that guy (failed businessman, obvious grifter, blatantly corrupt, backed by a foreign power, clearly incompetent, and can’t even string words into a coherent sentence) and say, “yeah, that guy should be…